Twilight's Vampires Suck

A while ago I made a stamp against Twilight-haters.

Now I make one about Twilight-lovers.

Funny, isn't it?

Look...I don't care if you like something as stupid as Twilight...but I want to make something clear...

I love vampires...but Twilight's vampires are NOT vampires...they're FAIRIES. They twinkle, they're magical, and they make people all giddy (for some god forsaken reason).

Even when I liked Twilight I believed Stephenie Meyer's idea of a vampire was so completely stupid, and she shattered the point of a vampire. HOW CAN A VAMPIRE'S LIFE END IN COMPLETE PERFECTION?

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EDIT:

Now that I think about it...this isn't necessarily bashing Twilight-lovers and for Twilight-haters. I hated the vampires even when I LIKED Twilight. So I suppose this is just for anyone who hates Twilight's vampires; whether they like the series or not.